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| Mini-Me, stop humping the laser. Come on in. Make yourself comfortable. Because you're gonna be here a long, Long time. Hopefully. Go oooon please stay? I'll make you some cookies! |
:Name: Nick Porter.
:Pseudonym: Vertigo. :Age: 18 yrs. :Nationality: English. :Appearance: 6'3" (180something cm) tall; Mane of weird hair that changes colour depending on the time of day; Eye colour unknown because of excessive sunglasses use; Well-trimmed crop of designer schtubble. :Occupation: Chomper of Cheese, Sipper of Gin and Juice, Layer of the Smackdown. Mailage |
| Happenings in the Vertigian. | 24/December/2004 Just in case you hadn't noticed, what with Enter The Vertigo being outdated by two years, I've basically given up on this site (ETV page broke ages ago and I haven't felt like building it up again from scratch). I'm currently using http://spaces.msn.com/members/claustrophobicsting/ (or more conveniently by clicking my display pic in MSN Messenger v6 and better), which is kind of a blog type thing. Also, my nikepuma@cwcom.net email address went down ages ago, along with nearly all my others, so the only vaguely reliable one I have right now is ig_lordvertigo@hotmail.com. Adios, freehomepage! |
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| By now you may be asking yourself "Why did I come here?" Allow me to explain. |
The Vertigian is a strange, twisted place which represents a strange, twisted mind. If you're planning to become a psychologist in the near future, hang around here and become the world's best. Otherwise, this is just a place to express myself and stuff. |
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| How Not To Do English Coursework. |
Lemme give you a tip which is guaranteed to get you through your exams with straight A's. The tip? Don't do your coursework the way I did. If you want to take a look at some of my English, it's down here, in order of what people might actually find vaguely interesting (click the respective picture to download). Davey Jones ~ Some weird short story thing inspired by An American Werewolf In London and a recent trip on the tube. Cave Rescue ~ A weird newspaper article thing about some folks who got stuck in a cave. The Prisoner ~ Some weird thing that starts out as a description of a place and somehow turns into a weird sort-of-story thing. Bridge ~ We had to describe a non-fictional place we'd visited. Unimaginably boring, but if you've got some spare time on your hands, go ahead and click the link...
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Kibi, my cat, is world famous. |
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